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Fatties cause global warming!!

The rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming.

This is hogwash. Everybody know gays and lesbians cause global warming.

Common sense has left the building when it comes to global warming, oh excuse me, climate change. Who's next? What's next?

Their ideas are out of this world - from pumping iron into the oceans so phytoplankton can eat more carbon dioxide to pumping sulphur particles into the upper atmosphere to cool the planet. Sounds like they're creating pollution to me.

I seem to remember my seventh grade science lesson that plants use carbon dioxide and water to convert into sugar and oxygen. Photosynthesis they called it. Photosynthesis is a very dirty word nowadays, don't you agree?

Seems like the global warming alarmists should be using their heads for more than a hat rack.

Comments

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micahblitz
Apr. 22nd, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
Oh don't be upset because you fall into this category. :)
dgreatone
Apr. 23rd, 2009 12:41 am (UTC)
You don't disagree with me that alarmists want to pollute the atmosphere in order to stop global warming, and that photosynthesis is a natural process that uses carbon dioxide. I'm glad you agree on me.

Are you sure you went to college? Anyhow, don't worry. I'll have another defamatory entry soon - about Democrats - where you can give it another college try.
( 2 conspiracy theories — Conspire Here! )