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Our Long National Nightmare...

I know some of you out there have been asleep or not paying attention to the Democrat-controlled Congress since they have been in power since January 2007. Let me put you up-to-date on what has happened since that historic moment:

First, the Democrat-controlled Congress passed the sweeping ENDA Employment Non-Discrimination Act for all of America's gay and lesbians. No longer will the threat of unemployment hang over your gay little heads. And "Don't Ask Don't Tell": on the ash heap of military policies.

Second, the Democrat-controlled Congress, listening to the will of the American people in the last election, did not give one more penny to the evil George W Bush war machine in Iraq. All of our troops are home safe and sound, and countries all over the world now respect the United States for abandoning their friends in Iraq.

And third, The United States is independent of all foreign oil now since the Democrat-controlled Congress's energy plan rescued us and lowered gasoline prices dramatically. And we didn't even have to drill anywhere at all, saving the arctic polar bear and the Grand Canyon.

Keep Voting Democrat. Promises made. Promises kept.


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Jun. 6th, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC)
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